Musical Mishap Lovers Pillows

Trumpet player punctures a cheek.

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Why am I here, nurse? I just wanted a replacement for my organ.'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

OK, I'm a little shallow, but I'm meaningful.

"Gesundheit!"

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

Sorry, not sorry.

The Off-Tones

Harpist slicing fingers on strings

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

Golf Cart Punctures

'Magic and culinary.'

'I seem to remember a mishap during your first lesson...'

I hate karaoke nights.

"It was a great first date. And I loved hearing how your body stores fat differently than other people."