Musical Mishap Lovers Pillows

Trumpet player punctures a cheek.

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Why am I here, nurse? I just wanted a replacement for my organ.'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Hospital ER. My CD player malfunctioned! And now there's a song stuck in his head!

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

'Bruce, your dingleberry's ringing'

"Gesundheit!"

OK, I'm a little shallow, but I'm meaningful.

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

'Take cover, everybody! It's the off key kid and his band of tone deaf outlaws!'

Golf Cart Punctures

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

'Magic and culinary.'

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

Harpist slicing fingers on strings

The Off-Tones

Sorry, not sorry.

'I seem to remember a mishap during your first lesson...'

Hey Siri, dictate a note. What would you like to say? Shhh!!! Whisper, Siri! I'm trying to dictate an article about our hostage-takers without them hearing I'm a journalist. I'm sorry. I didn't quite get that. He said "I'm trying to dictate and article about our hostage-takers without them hearing I'm a journalist." Thanks.

I hate karaoke nights.