Musical Mishap Magnet Pillows

'I seem to remember a mishap during your first lesson...'

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

'Holy shit!'

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

Hospital ER. My CD player malfunctioned! And now there's a song stuck in his head!

Great. Now we're out of gas. What else can go wrong?

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Last week, my husband waded into the cords behind our TV to untangle them, and I haven't seen him since."

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

'Well, if this is a parachute, where the hell's our tent?'

'What happened to your new shockproof, waterproof, dustproof watch?'

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

"Gesundheit!"

OK, I'm a little shallow, but I'm meaningful.

witch landing

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

"The tmemptmation wath thoo greath."

Falling rocks! It does not!

"...I think I've flooded the carburettor!"

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

Trumpet player punctures a cheek.

Sen.Krupt. The microphone I didn't know was on took my remarks out of context.

Sorry, not sorry.

Slapstick

Harpist slicing fingers on strings

The Off-Tones