Musical Mishap Magnet Pillows

'I seem to remember a mishap during your first lesson...'

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

'Holy shit!'

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

Great. Now we're out of gas. What else can go wrong?

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

'What happened to your new shockproof, waterproof, dustproof watch?'

'Well, if this is a parachute, where the hell's our tent?'

"Gesundheit!"

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

OK, I'm a little shallow, but I'm meaningful.

witch landing

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

"...I think I've flooded the carburettor!"

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

"The tmemptmation wath thoo greath."

Trumpet player punctures a cheek.

'Gesundheit, dummy!'

The Off-Tones

Harpist slicing fingers on strings

Slapstick

Sorry, not sorry.