Vehicle Mishap Humor Gifts

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

World's cheapest car

I break for toilet paper

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

"Okay. Hit it."

All you'd expect in a British car!

'How was my emergency stop?'

"I can help you - I'm a para-legal."

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Cotton candy

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

'It doesn't work...'

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

"And hold the mayo."

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"Well done!"

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

Speed Limit

Dinosaur crossing sign.

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

Mobile library.

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

'You call that teaching?'