Vehicle Mishap Humor T-Shirts

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

World's cheapest car

I break for toilet paper

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"Okay. Hit it."

A Not So Grand Slam.

All you'd expect in a British car!

'How was my emergency stop?'

Freak Accident Specialist

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Cotton candy

"I can help you - I'm a para-legal."

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'It doesn't work...'

"And hold the mayo."

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

"Well done!"

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

Speed Limit

'Look dad! - Mercedes bends!'

'You call that teaching?'

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

Dinosaur crossing sign.

Mobile library.