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'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

"Okay. Hit it."

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'How was my emergency stop?'

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"I can help you - I'm a para-legal."

"And hold the mayo."

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'It doesn't work...'

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'Don't get involved.'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

'You call that teaching?'

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Dinosaur crossing sign.

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

Bollard Crash

'?6.50 for the lesson and ?56 extra for this. . .'

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