Car Crash Comic Relief T-Shirts

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

"Okay. Hit it."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"I can help you - I'm a para-legal."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'It doesn't work...'

"And hold the mayo."

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

'Oh, no -- not again!'

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

While they were having a celebration in the back, this limo driver recklessly ran into a pole. I"ll cite him for being a party crasher.

'Don't get involved.'

'Look dad! - Mercedes bends!'

Dinosaur crossing sign.

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'You call that teaching?'

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

'You crashed into three parked cars, or as Lindsay Lohan would call it, a controlled landing.'

The Hulk gets rear-ended.

Air Bag Recall Center

'?6.50 for the lesson and ?56 extra for this. . .'