Car Accident Satire T-Shirts

"I can help you - I'm a para-legal."

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"Okay. Hit it."

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'How was my emergency stop?'

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Driving a Lemon.

"And hold the mayo."

'It doesn't work...'

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

'Don't get involved.'

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

Speed Limit

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

'You call that teaching?'

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

Dinosaur crossing sign.

Roadside Chicken Grill: Speed Limit 80