Car Accident Satire Gifts

"I can help you - I'm a para-legal."

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

"Okay. Hit it."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Driving a Lemon.

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

"And hold the mayo."

'It doesn't work...'

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

While they were having a celebration in the back, this limo driver recklessly ran into a pole. I"ll cite him for being a party crasher.

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

'Don't get involved.'

'Look dad! - Mercedes bends!'

Speed Limit

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

'You call that teaching?'

Dinosaur crossing sign.

Roadside Chicken Grill: Speed Limit 80

The Hulk gets rear-ended.