Car Crash Survivor Humor T-Shirts

'You call that teaching?'

CLEAR!

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Volkswagen Scandal

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"Okay. Hit it."

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'How was my emergency stop?'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"I can help you - I'm a para-legal."

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

"And hold the mayo."

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

'It doesn't work...'

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

'Oh, no -- not again!'

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

'Don't get involved.'

While they were having a celebration in the back, this limo driver recklessly ran into a pole. I"ll cite him for being a party crasher.

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

Please Don't Ask...

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."