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'Don't tell me...you got rear-ended again?'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'How was my emergency stop?'

Clown Airbags.

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

"And hold the mayo."

'It doesn't work...'

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

The life of a crash-test dummy

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Two hunters and a near miss

'Don't get involved.'

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

'Look dad! - Mercedes bends!'

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

Dinosaur crossing sign.

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

'You crashed into three parked cars, or as Lindsay Lohan would call it, a controlled landing.'

The Hulk gets rear-ended.

Air Bag Recall Center

'?6.50 for the lesson and ?56 extra for this. . .'

Bollard Crash