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"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

'Holy shit!'

Clown Airbags.

'It doesn't work...'

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

Two hunters and a near miss

Danger Loose Chippings

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

Man shot in the legs

Carmakers face a new problem: people are moving to smaller cars.

Slapstick

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

Bollard Crash

'Yes, well I'm not going anywhere until I've done a detailed sketch of the incident.'

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

'Don't tell me...you got rear-ended again?'

Cat causes an accident by stopping for mouse.

Artist's car collisions.

'He chases cars and the other day he caught a Prius and simply ruined it!'

'At the moment of impact my whole life flashed before me. It was so interesting that I made a U-turn and hit him again.'

'...and you're STILL texting!!!'