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"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

'Holy shit!'

Clown Airbags.

'It doesn't work...'

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

The life of a crash-test dummy

Two hunters and a near miss

Danger Loose Chippings

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

Bollard Crash

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

Slapstick

Carmakers face a new problem: people are moving to smaller cars.

'You crashed into three parked cars, or as Lindsay Lohan would call it, a controlled landing.'

Man shot in the legs

'Yes, well I'm not going anywhere until I've done a detailed sketch of the incident.'

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

'Bob, the 'check engine' light just came on,'

'Don't tell me...you got rear-ended again?'

Cat causes an accident by stopping for mouse.

Artist's car collisions.

'He chases cars and the other day he caught a Prius and simply ruined it!'

'At the moment of impact my whole life flashed before me. It was so interesting that I made a U-turn and hit him again.'