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'It doesn't work...'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

Clown Airbags.

'Holy shit!'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

Two hunters and a near miss

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

Repent! End of World is Near!. . . Wait for World's End at Joe's Bar & Grill.

Danger Loose Chippings

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

Dracula is refused a loan from the Blood Bank 'Your credit rating is terrible!'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

Road Closed Due To Skid Risk

Man shot in the legs

Slapstick

Formula One fan with a steering wheel.

Tarot reading

Bollard Crash

'We'll solve the conflict with a water pistol fight.'

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

'Don't tell me...you got rear-ended again?'