Road Safety Humor Gifts

Speed Limit

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Safety Barriers

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

World's cheapest car

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

All you'd expect in a British car!

'How was my emergency stop?'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"I can help you - I'm a para-legal."

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

Toad roadkill.

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

"And hold the mayo."

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

'It doesn't work...'

Dual Airbags

Caution Falling Rocks

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

'I told you to wear your hard hat.'

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

'I took a short cut.'

"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."

"The finale should be good"

'So, what's it like to lick a light socket, Mr. Safety?'

Danger Loose Chippings