Accident-prone Wanderer Pillows

'Careful, it's double glazing!'

First aid in mountains

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"You run into a window, too?"

First aid departments

'I know just how you feel.'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

Broken ankle.

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

'No broken bones. You're lucky, looks like the tree helped break your fall.'

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

Water Ski Accident

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Arnie's career is cut short by a beanball! (man sits at desk).

Attack of footballs.

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

Mulligan's first mulligan.

'Tell me you feel bad about it. The least you can do is feel bad about it.'

Medical insurance reminder

'What possessed you to stick a fork into the toaster?' 'It's easy to be wise after the event!'

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

'It doesn't look good, coach. He was sitting down after cheering a base hit and got a sliver - a big one... He might be lost for the rest of the season.'

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

Life on Earth - dog bandage.

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

"Sorry I didn't return your calls of earlier today."

'Gardening mishap-the window boxes fell on him!'

'I kept my head down like the pro suggested and a golf cart ran over me.'