Prone To Mishaps Pillows

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

Beware of Falling Notice.

'Fine. And you?'

"You run into a window, too?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

First aid departments

'This is your lucky day!'

'I know just how you feel.'

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

Broken ankle.

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

Water Ski Accident

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

'He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started happening to someone else.'

Wife to doctor about husband: 'It was a freak accident. He was doing some work on the house.'

'Tell me you feel bad about it. The least you can do is feel bad about it.'

Mulligan's first mulligan.

Medical insurance reminder

Attack of footballs.

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

"Sorry I didn't return your calls of earlier today."

Life on Earth - dog bandage.

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'Gardening mishap-the window boxes fell on him!'

'I kept my head down like the pro suggested and a golf cart ran over me.'

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

'He does it every year - we call it his winter break.'