Accident-prone Fixer Pillows

Wife to doctor about husband: 'It was a freak accident. He was doing some work on the house.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"You run into a window, too?"

'No it's still not fixed'

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Home Business - Printer Ink.

Self-Assembly Bookcase

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

'I've got my bandages to protect me!'

Broken ankle.

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

'I think I should take my hubby for counselling. . . his brain and hands aren't on talking terms.'

God's lil' fix-it shop.

"Kick the machine"

Power and the Glory tools

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

Arnie's career is cut short by a beanball! (man sits at desk).

"I had to improvise"

Medical insurance reminder

Attack of footballs.

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

Life on Earth - dog bandage.