Forgetful Fixer Pillows

'I finally got tired enough of your always misplacing your keys to do something about it.'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'No it's still not fixed'

Enlightened Cursing

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Home Business - Printer Ink.

Self-Assembly Bookcase

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

A man fishing see a sign on a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"Kick the machine"

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

God's lil' fix-it shop.

'I think I should take my hubby for counselling. . . his brain and hands aren't on talking terms.'

Power and the Glory tools

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

Wife to doctor about husband: 'It was a freak accident. He was doing some work on the house.'

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

"So a plumber charges $600 for 45 minutes' work?! Is that the coolest job or what?!"

"The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly."

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"

'I've forgotten what I'm driving at."

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."