Forgetful Financier Pillows

Bank manager standing in front of safe has combination written on his hand

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

A man fishing see a sign on a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

'I received your cheque twice, once from you and once from the bank.'

"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

It's important to maintain liquidity! It must be a business school.

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

"Now, what am I here for?"

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

"He's so used to his phone calculating his tip, he forgot how to do it himself. His phone died, so he's been sitting there for over an hour trying to figure it out."

Hello, I'm in your neighborhood to raise for awareness for

'According to my bank statement...THEY are overdrawn.'

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."

Annual Amnesiacs Convention.

'Things you forgot to put on your list.'

'I've forgotten what I'm driving at."