Forgetful Fisher Pillows

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

A man fishing see a sign on a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

'The next time we go fishing, remember to bring the oars.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Holy Mackerel!"

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"My memory's terrible these days"

"Now, what am I here for?"

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

The Miracle of Catching the Fishes (The Holy Bible).