Forgetful Fundraiser Pillows

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'We finally nailed down where our congregation's priorities lie!'

Campaign Trail

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'Good Lord, what is it this week? New equipment for your kid's soccer team?'

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

"I have a CD available with all proceeds helping to alleviate suffering in the jazz world."

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

If Isaac Newton had lived in present-day America.

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

Wise Guy Cookies.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

'There you are, Mr. Marco.' Memory man visits Lost Property

"My memory's terrible these days"

'And how many cookies can I put you down for?'

"The local karate club must be fund raising again."

'What do you suggest we do about this?' 'How about a jumble sale?'

'It's getting worse. Now all the voices in my head are pledge drives.'

'I can't remember for the life of me why I came upstairs.'

"Let's have a great capital campaign this year."

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

Welcome! $1000 (crossed out) $100 (crossed out), $10- a plate dinner' Yomp - US Senate

Capital Investment Required to get New Project Off the Ground.

'We raised enough money to buy a little red case.'

"What do you think of the new offering bucket Preacher?"

'Don't tell me you've lost your umbrella again!'

"Hi there, will you sponsor me?"