Forgetful Fundraiser Gifts

Hello, I'm in your neighborhood to raise for awareness for

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

Lincoln v. Douglas - 2020

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

Campaign Trail

'We finally nailed down where our congregation's priorities lie!'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'Good Lord, what is it this week? New equipment for your kid's soccer team?'

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"I have a CD available with all proceeds helping to alleviate suffering in the jazz world."

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

If Isaac Newton had lived in present-day America.

'There you are, Mr. Marco.' Memory man visits Lost Property

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

Wise Guy Cookies.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

I started a Gofundme page to finance my writing of the great American novel. In the comments section everybody told me to go fund myself. Actually, they didn't use the word fund.

"My memory's terrible these days"

'And how many cookies can I put you down for?'

"The local karate club must be fund raising again."

'I can't remember for the life of me why I came upstairs.'

'It's getting worse. Now all the voices in my head are pledge drives.'

'What do you suggest we do about this?' 'How about a jumble sale?'

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

Capital Investment Required to get New Project Off the Ground.

Ballroom Special Event Tonight. Frank called earlier and asked me to meet him downtown tonight. He said his financial worries are over and he'd pay back the money I loaned to him! Sorry, Ernie, I don't have the money for you after all. This job didn't pay nearly want I thought it was going to. Dishwashers Wanted for $1,000-a-Plate Fundraiser.

'Don't tell me you've lost your umbrella again!'

"Let's have a great capital campaign this year."

Welcome! $1000 (crossed out) $100 (crossed out), $10- a plate dinner' Yomp - US Senate

'We raised enough money to buy a little red case.'

"What do you think of the new offering bucket Preacher?"