Forgetful Fun-lover Gifts

"Where the hell could it be?"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

How's my sermon. . .

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

"Forgotten anything?"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

Belated Birthday Cards

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

Preaching from the New Western Consumerist Version of the Bible.

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

'There you are, Mr. Marco.' Memory man visits Lost Property

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

Memory School.

Jeez, thanks, I'm always doing that.