Forgetful Fun-lover Mugs

"Where the hell could it be?"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

How's my sermon. . .

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

"Forgotten anything?"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

Preaching from the New Western Consumerist Version of the Bible.

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

'There you are, Mr. Marco.' Memory man visits Lost Property

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

Memory School.

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

'I can't remember for the life of me why I came upstairs.'