Forgetful Funster Gifts

"I put my password on billboards all over town to help me remember it. I have to keep changing it, though, because I keep getting hacked."

Cheeze Wiz.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"The amendments are coming next week!"

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'If the Lord had wanted us to use the metric system, there would have been ten apostles!'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"Are you going to move?"

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

Person playing the cymbals.

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

'Your prayer is important to us. Please stay on your knees for the next available God.'

Arnie's career is cut short by a beanball! (man sits at desk).

"Your prayers may be recorded for quality and training purposes and will be answered by the next available deity."

'There you are, Mr. Marco.' Memory man visits Lost Property

'...And the meek shall receive a huge bailout!'

"Straw, sticks and bricks are in aisle seventeen. Wolf repellent is in aisle four."

Church: Built by Guilt.

The Cheshire Dog.

Is it true that a goldfish has a memory of just a few seconds? Don't recall. Hey, Ernie, whose turn is it to sleep in the castle? Don't recall. Maybe we should flip a rock for it. Sure. Okay, I'll be the flat side and you be the round side. What are we flipping for? Not sure. I'm exhausted. Let's call it a day. Whose turn is it to sleep in the castle. Don't recall.

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'