Forgetful Prankster Gifts

'There you are, Mr. Marco.' Memory man visits Lost Property

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I could eat you.'

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Clown Skis.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Apple harvest."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Teddy Bear