Forgetful Prankster T-Shirts

'There you are, Mr. Marco.' Memory man visits Lost Property

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

'I could eat you.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Clown Skis.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Apple harvest."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Teddy Bear

Snowman Driver