Forgetful Adventurer Gifts

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

'Oh no! I can't remember what I forgot to bring!'

"He couldn't find his phone."

"Honey what's our password?"

"Damn! I've forgotten the teabags. You'll have to go back down again."

"Forgotten anything?"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'I drink to forget.' 'Forget what?' 'I don't remember.'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

'Have you seen my cell phone?' 'This is the third time you've come back for something... first you forgot your keys, then you forgot your wallet, and now you forgot your phone, where are you going anyway?' 'Skydiving.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"You're right! I have left something at home - me wallet!"

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

'School was awful today, Mom -- I forgot my locker combination and all my passwords!'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Oh God, I think we left the Aga on!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Castaway with a tennis court.

"Ice rink"