The Absent-minded Adventurer Gifts

"I don't need to know the future. I need to know where I put my car keys."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Forgotten anything?"

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

Castaway with a tennis court.

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"Ice rink"

"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."