Absentee Adventurer Gifts

Looking for a gift for the absentee adventurer? Whether they’re globetrotting or just dreaming of distant lands, our collection captures their wanderlust spirit. Perfect for those who love new sights, adventures, and stories from afar, these gifts energize their passion for discovery and remind them that home is where the heart is, no matter where they are in the world.

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'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...' mockup

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

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"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?" mockup

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

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"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework." mockup

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

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"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'" mockup

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

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"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..." mockup

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

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'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.' mockup

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

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Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week! mockup

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

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'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.' mockup

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

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3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch. mockup

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

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"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?" mockup

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

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Desert Planet

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"Forgotten anything?"

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'Which arrow points to my office?' mockup

'Which arrow points to my office?'

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"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance." mockup

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

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Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Gerald's first ever date remains on track. mockup

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

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"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for." mockup

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

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"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

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"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?" mockup

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

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"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun." mockup

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

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Castaway with a tennis court.

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"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."

"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later." mockup

"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."

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"Ice rink"

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"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?" mockup

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

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"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..." mockup

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

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"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier." mockup

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

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'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.' mockup

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

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The plumber asks out the cable lady. mockup

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

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"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..." mockup

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

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"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone." mockup

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

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Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim. mockup

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

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Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it mockup

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

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"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!" mockup

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

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Absentee Adventurer Gifts Collection

Absentee Adventurer Mugs

Explore our collection of adventure-inspired mugs and bring a travel-inspired touch to your loved one’s daily routine.

Absentee Adventurer Pillows

Find cozy pillows that celebrate exploration, travel, and discovery—ideal for the absentee adventurer to make their space uniquely theirs.

Absentee Adventurer Prints

Browse our travel-inspired prints to decorate a space filled with dreams and stories from distant lands, perfect for the wandering soul.

Absentee Adventurer T-Shirts

Discover our wanderlust-themed T-shirts, perfect for adventurers who carry their love of exploration everywhere they go.