Fundraising Enthusiast Pillows

Help us pay for this giant thermometer

If Isaac Newton had lived in present-day America.

I started a Gofundme page to finance my writing of the great American novel. In the comments section everybody told me to go fund myself. Actually, they didn't use the word fund.

My University's Fundraising Department

"What do you think of the new offering bucket Preacher?"

'We raised enough money to buy a little red case.'

'What do you suggest we do about this?' 'How about a jumble sale?'

Welcome! $1000 (crossed out) $100 (crossed out), $10- a plate dinner' Yomp - US Senate

"Let's have a great capital campaign this year."

"Could I have two minutes of your time madam. We are today collecting for harassed shoppers!"

The Thinker now on kickstarter

"We only got six days of funding."

"Our war is against cancer."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Pearly King and Queen

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Al, this is Jack. He's with the Committee to Eliminate the Board of Education. Jack, this is Al. He's with the Committee to Increase Funding for the Board of Education.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"Well, we got the grant."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Lincoln v. Douglas - 2020

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

The nonprofit dog fight.