Fundraising Enthusiast Mugs

Help us pay for this giant thermometer

If Isaac Newton had lived in present-day America.

My University's Fundraising Department

"What do you think of the new offering bucket Preacher?"

'We raised enough money to buy a little red case.'

'What do you suggest we do about this?' 'How about a jumble sale?'

Welcome! $1000 (crossed out) $100 (crossed out), $10- a plate dinner' Yomp - US Senate

"Let's have a great capital campaign this year."

"Could I have two minutes of your time madam. We are today collecting for harassed shoppers!"

The Thinker now on kickstarter

"We only got six days of funding."

"Our war is against cancer."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Pearly King and Queen

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Al, this is Jack. He's with the Committee to Eliminate the Board of Education. Jack, this is Al. He's with the Committee to Increase Funding for the Board of Education.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"Well, we got the grant."

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

The nonprofit dog fight.

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.