Future Cosmonaut Mugs

Valentina Vladimirovna Tereshkova

"Hmmmph! They said the Space Program doesn't have room for me!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"Not now, Oliver."

Marry me astronaut

Save Our Universe

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Siri, find oxygen."

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

A Space Walk

Learner Driver

Astronaut love

Newborn Cosmonaut

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Field Trip!

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'Are we there yet?'

First Contact

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'