Imaginary Athlete Gifts

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

The Victors

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Little Princess.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Indoor Football

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

Fancy Dress Box

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

Why monsters never play hide-and-seek

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'I'm running away from home.'

MLB 2020

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

"No air guitar"

Hi! Frank and Ernie, here, with the clock running down on another Superbowl! It's been a wild affair! I'll say! The seals and penguins kept starting the wave! And the zebras were throwing flags all over the place!...The Kangaroo kept jumping offsides and the octopus was called for holding. Eight times! And all on the same play! But no question the game's MVP is the electric eel...thirty-two carries and nobody touched him once! It was shocking!

"No fair, Shelly, you always get to be the pharmaceutical rep."

Interpretive marathon

Sweet Old Lady with jogging shoes and running number.