Hidden Athlete Gifts

Sweet Old Lady with jogging shoes and running number.

Football Fans

The Victors

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Pianist Fraud

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

Bobsleigh practice.

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.

Interpretive marathon

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Ghoul Keeper

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

Baseball signs.

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

Brother Ernest has been riding a skateboard for years and nobody knew!

A child with his cricket set

Britain to host 2004 Olympics