Forgotten Athlete Gifts

'I didn't know you played baseball, Mr.Catsby!'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

Zdeno Chara

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

"Forgotten anything?"

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

'I've been transferred again.'

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

Rugby golden oldies.

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

(Retired) Jockeying for position.

Old man dusting bodybuilding trophies.

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"Oh, no. Here comes that couple we just met whose names I forget because I wasn’t listening to them!"