'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'
Unlikely Athlete Gifts
Looking for a gift for your unlikely athlete? These products embrace the fun and quirky side of sports and fitness, celebrating the underdog, the humorist, or the unexpected hero. Whether they’re a weekend warrior or just sports-inspired in spirit, our curated collection offers a lighthearted approach to fitness love. Find apparel, accessories, and decor that highlight their unique approach to being active, all with a witty, creative twist that’s sure to inspire smiles.
Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!
"Good game."
'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'
'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'
"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"
"Portrait of a Lady"
Life with a professional baseball catcher.
'I love your cardiovascular system!'
"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.
"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."
What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.
'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'
'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'
"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."
"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"
"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."
Yearbook
'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'
'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'
Bullseye!
"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."
Monica Seles
I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.
'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'
'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'
"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."
'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'
"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race
'Gee, you beat Roger again!'
"Tour de Frank"
A married couple share the same pole vault.
31. 19. 55.7.
'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'
Unlikely Athlete Gifts Collection
Unlikely Athlete Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the unlikely athlete—funny, inspiring, and perfect for morning motivation.
Unlikely Athlete Pillows
Browse pillows that bring humor and personality to any room—ideal for the unlikely athlete who likes to relax in style.
Unlikely Athlete Prints
Discover prints that celebrate the unconventional athlete—quirky, inspiring, and sure to brighten up any wall.
Unlikely Athlete T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for the unlikely athlete—comfortable, amusing, and perfect for showing off their unique fitness journey.