Sneaky Athlete Gifts

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

The incapacity benefits people want you to give them a ring...'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

Cookie Thief

Furtive Milking

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'Never underestimate my ability to slink'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

'It's the simple things.'

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"No. I can still see you."

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

Street trader tricking police.

Undercover Agent

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

a drink at the pub

Sweet Old Lady with jogging shoes and running number.

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."