Sneaky Competitor Gifts

'Hey! He's wearing shoes!!'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Danth battle?

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

'It's the simple things.'

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Furtive Milking

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

A Man mixing up his sports.

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"No. I can still see you."