Sneaky Athlete Pillows

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

The incapacity benefits people want you to give them a ring...'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

Cookie Thief

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Furtive Milking

'It's the simple things.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"No. I can still see you."

Undercover Agent

Street trader tricking police.

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."

a drink at the pub

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

Power theft on mobile phones

Kate's Evil Plan: 'I convinced her that good behavior is a stealth tactic that'll help her reach her goal to one day rule the world.'