Hidden Athlete Pillows

Football Fans

The Victors

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

Pianist Fraud

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

Bobsleigh practice.

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

Interpretive marathon

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Ghoul Keeper

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

Baseball signs.

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

A man running on top of water

A child with his cricket set

Britain to host 2004 Olympics