Unexpected Athlete Pillows

'He hates basketball! He hates basketball! He hates basketball!'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Gymnast's Commute

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Bowled out.

Monk Parrot.

Javelin

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Street Football

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

'The trouble with facing reality is you never know from which direction it's coming from.'

'I love these computerized running shoes that do the running without you.'

Life is full of surprises.

Too small to play forward. Too slow to play guard.

"Pretty nasty slice."

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

"The video of you giving that big bloke a piece of your mind has gone viral!"

"I dragged a man out of a burning building. Un"fortunately, it was a fireman...

'I tripped over one of those 'Caution Slippery Floor' signs.'

"The control group has taken control."

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'Do you know what I feel like Doris? I feel like kickin' some ass.'