Armchair Astronaut Gifts

'Pizza and beer? Probably not the best prep for the g-force simulator.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Alien David statue

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Look what I found, dad!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Boptimism

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

High-gravity baseball

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Not now, Oliver."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'