Armchair Astronaut Gifts

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Pizza and beer? Probably not the best prep for the g-force simulator.'

Woman imagines being in space

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"You left this on our ship."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Boptimism

High-gravity baseball

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

American Idle.

"Not now, Oliver."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."