Armchair Pilot Gifts

'I recommend that you stay indoors on windy days!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Bowled over again!

'What zip code are we in now?'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Walking Luggage.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

American Idle.

The World Wide Web.

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"Not now, Oliver."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

The World's Easiest Airport

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Broomstick crash.

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

TSA Noah

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Cow Blue Arrows