Little Astrologer Gifts

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

The Victors

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Boy pilot.

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Planting by the Moon.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

The Fall from Pisa

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Alien characters on boy's wallpaper come to life to play with him.

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Pirate

The Inner Dog.