Einstein Fans Prints

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Elfis"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Leonore from Fidelio

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

Rolling Stones

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."