Elvis Fan Gifts

"Meet Elvis?? Sorry, but they were right. . . He's alive and well on Earth!"

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'

'Have you lost your mind?'

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

The Shoemaker & the Elvises.

'You got that backward, bro. . . I'm cryin' all the time because I ain't nothin' but a hound dog. . .'

Elvis Presley

'They say they are three kings.'

The Elvis Cat

'I thought I spotted a UFO once, but it turned out to be Elvis.'

'You ain't nothin' but a hound dog cryin' all the time?'

'...Partly cloudy in the morning, clearing towards noon, with a 37 chance of Elvis sightings.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Blue Suede Horse Shoes

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

So, it's one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready...

Elvis

Elvis Presley

"Very impressive collection of Elvis records, Dad, but have you kept any financial ones?"

Protester with 'Return the Elvis marbles' sign

"Don't feel bad. Even Elvis had his older fatter years."

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

The truth behind the recent Elvis supermarket sightings.

"Curry okay?"

Elvis Presley

"Just because it's your birthday doesn't mean you can beam back down to earth for a cheeseburger!"

'Good health and happiness-no problem,but Elvis Presley's autograph could be tricky'.

Las Vegas Hilton Not Hilton

The Conservative Argument for Gay Marriage

Dr. Jekyll turns into... Elvis Presley

"Elfis"

'Okay, we delivered your letter late, but look at the neat Elvis stamp on it!'

'I've not been myself lately'

'Elvis Presley meets his moniker'