Elvis Fanatic Gifts

Elvis Presley

Glastonbury. After.

Mardi Gras

Cimafunk

Bowled over again!

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Southwark Fair.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Punk Reindeer

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Currently Boston

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Elfis"

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Robbie Williams

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Volcaniax

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Elvis Presley

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''