Elvis Presley Fan Gifts

'Since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell. It's not in the pie or the baby's prunes - it's on 'Heartbreak Motel' Oh baby, so lonely...'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Yoko Ono

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"Elfis"

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Elvis Presley

Ringo Starr

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Young Elvis

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

The Fab Four

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Breaking up with an Elvis impersonator

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

Elvis Presley.

Will Curl Lip For Food

Graceland