Elvis Enthusiasts Gifts

Elvis' feel-good eye doctor (Eye chart reads HEARTBREAK HOTEL).

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

Really? Your friend is an Elvis impersonator. Yes, but just the overeating part.

Beggar dressed as Elvis sits near a sign: Elvis impersonator down on his luck. Please help. Thank you very much. Huh.

'I did okay here until that bloody Elvis impersonated turned up'

Captain Pointy No.53 - Elvis period

Overdue Elvis

People Who Talk To Elvis...

'Apparently I was wrong about you being Elvis in a past life.. It turns out you were an Elvis impersonator.'

Elvis Presley Fan Club letter...

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"Elfis"

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Elvis Presley

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

Young Elvis

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Breaking up with an Elvis impersonator

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

Elvis Presley.

Will Curl Lip For Food