Elvis Enthusiast Gifts

'Brother Andrew is a big Elvis fan.'

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"On the charge of identity theft, how do you plead?"

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

Twelvis

'I just had another Elvis sighting! When are you going to clean out the refrigerator?'

'And without further ado, ladies and gentlemen! Here he is...The one and only! 'ELLLVIS--- THE PELVIS!' '

Thank You/Thankyaverymuch

Will Curl Lip For Food

"After 20 years, saved at last."

NASA, 'They finally made it! -- Go tell Elvis!'

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

'When I said you could get a part-time job, I didn't expect Elvis impersonator!'

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'

Elvis Presley.

"He's the best Elvis impersonator I've seen!"

'They say they are three kings.'

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

'He probably used a ghost writer.'

Elvis

Graceland

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

21st Century Elvis

Plastic surgery - specializing in making you a celebrity look-a-like: 'Make me look like the young Elvis.'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

Elvis Impersonaters invade the train

'No..I told you to dress like elves!'

'It's been a mad house ever since the image of Elvis was seen on the wall after I primed it.'

'We caught this guy impersonating an Elvis impersonator,'

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

'Notice how many more women stop and watch us work since putting that sign up?'