Elvis Aficionado Gifts

"A unique and stirring plea, counselor."

'Hello, is that the temp agency - Now listen, I specifically asked for elves!'

"Elvis imitators from that universe where Elvis was dull, had an M.B.A., and couldn't sing."

"I think the Elvis business has just about run its course."

'Ignore it. It's not the real thing, just another Graceland impersonator.'

Take a good look Madam and tell me if you see the man who stole your handbag at the Elvis Convention

I was to be Big-Foot's bride...but I was saved by Elvis!

"What I liked about the 1950s was that Elvis wasn't dead."

One For the Money. . .

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

"Elfis"

George Michael

Elvis Presley

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'